[Team name / Current point total as of Monday morning (+/- from last week) / Snarky comment]
Special thanks to Crimmings for writing the best Power Rankings ever last week.
1. Made In The Dark (Justin) / 140.5 (+4): I was away for the week, but it looks like Justin’s team still sneaky stinks.
2. Sabor de Soledad (Chris Rosen) (me!) / 139.5 (+1): I think Crimmings and I finally agree on something as he wrote: “Goddamn this team is awesome!!!!! It should play on Cinemax at 3am. I need a cold shower.” Oh wait, that was sarcasm? Oh well.
3. into Mexico (Alex) / 129.5 (-1): Literally the Waiver Wire All-Stars.
4. Berkmanandthe1-4s (Kenny) / 124.5 (-9): Welcome Adam LaRoche.
5. The Audacity of VORP (Crimmings) / 119.5 (+0.5): When does Crimmings overpay for Sabathia?
6. Bandera’s Mullet (Joey) / 112.5 (+4): Going to be tough to crack the top four with Bedard and Oswalt nursing injuries for the rest of the season.
7. Stop Traffic (Brian) / 102.5 (0): This just in from the newscopter: Edgar Renteria is really terrible.
8. Rayburn (Bleak) / 82 (0): Bleak, just trade Stephen Drew already.
10. There Will Be Blood (Nick) / 80 (+2.5): Jeff Francouer is a keeper. In AA.
11. Spicy Club Sauce (Kris) / 78 (-1): Let’s get Tulo back on the DL. Worst. Keeper. Ever.
11. Avoid The Clap (Tony) / 76 (+0.5): An STD.
12. LOST (Chris Gottsegen) / 64 (0): L O S T opened it’s eyes within the last two weeks. We are a month from him eating solid foods.
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