[Team name / Current point total as of Monday morning (+/- from two weeks ago) / Snarky comment]
1. The Starlighters (Chris Rosen) (me!) / 139 (-0.5): Don’t worry everyone! According to Crimmings, my team is “done.”
2. Made In The Dark (Justin) / 136 (-4.5): “Hmmm. Do I add Jesus Flores? Or John Buck? No, maybe I’ll add Jason Varitek since he’s on the Red Sox.”
3. Berkman and the 1-4s (Kenny) / 128.5 (+4): I’m shocked that Kelly Johnson is still on Kenny’s team. I would have guessed “released” if given the choice.
4. The Audacity of VORP (Crimmings) / 126 (+6.5): Maybe Crimmings can hand Doumit to Justin now that Posada is finished.
5. Backslider (Alex) / 123 (-6.5): NOMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Bandera’s Mullet (Joey) / 113.5 (+1): Erik Bedard has now pulled even with Travis Hafner in the battle for “Worst First Round Pick of 2008.”
7. Lou Diamond Phillips (Brian) / 109 (+6.5): Is it just me or is Kosuke Fukudome the most over-rated player in baseball? While you ponder that, I’d like to introduce Jacoby Ellsbury to earth.
8. Spicy Club Sauce (Kris) / 87 (+9): The Troy Tulowitzki Era has ended.
9. No Drowning (Nick) / 85 (+5): Evan Longoria is an absolute stud.
10. Avoid The Clap (Tony) / 71.5 (-5.5): You know who has had a sneaky terrible season? B.J. Upton: 271/6 HR/44 RBI/28 SB.
11. Rayburn (Bleak) / 71.5 (-10.5): Kerry Wood predictably hits the DL and it doesn’t mean one thing to Bleak’s team.
12. LOST (Chris Gottsegen) / 58 (-6): Bad.
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