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Two guys who don’t know anything about baseball…

May 6th, 2008 · No Comments


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Tags: Even Alex Agrees · Guess who's blowing their season? · How To Be Last After The First Round · I can't wait to draft Pujols next year · I guess the draft doesn't really matter · I think I'm going to win the league this year · can you say .230 ba

Shocking news!!!

April 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Surprise!

Miguel Tejada admitted to Astros GM Ed Wade that he is actually 33, two years older than listed in his baseball records.
Like many poor kids from Caribbean countries, Tejada was encouraged to lie about his age when he signed with the Oakland A’s in 1993. The interesting thing is that all his legal […]

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Tags: Always read the label · Guess who's blowing their season? · I also believe in Santa Claus · Over/Under · Punk'd · Steroids · This actually might work · april fools · open your goddamn eyes

Colonel Angus?

April 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment

 From Rotoworld:

Diamondbacks acquired LHP Jon Coutlangus from the Reds for outfielder Daniel Perales.
Coutlangus cleared waivers last week despite having options remaining, so there wasn’t much demand for his services. He struck out 38 in 41 innings for Cincinnati last year and held left-handers to a .231 average, but his control problems make him unreliable. He’ll […]

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Tags: Meaningless · Riding Dirty

Since you all seem very interested in my draft…

March 21st, 2008 · 8 Comments

There are clearly many different sources for fantasy baseball projections.  Here is Rotoword.com’s projections for my starting pitching staff this year:
Santana: 224IP, 19W, 248K, 2.73 ERA, 1.02 WHIP
Carmona: 219IP, 17W, 137K, 3.49 ERA, 1.22 WHIP
Hughes: 187IP, 13W, 166K, 3.85 ERA, 1.29 WHIP
Guthrie: 214IP, 13W, 145K, 4.04 ERA, 1.28 WHIP
Garland: 224IP, 14W, 110K, 4.02 ERA, 1.29 […]

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Tags: Uncategorized

Requiem For A Draft

March 20th, 2008 · 6 Comments

The draft was a blur, but here goes:
Round 4 (44): Travis Hafner. I really had no idea what was going to fall to me at this spot, so I was prepared for anything. I think Hafner’s down year last year was a fluke, and he’s still hitting right in the middle of one […]

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Tags: Kenny Frank is a douchebag · Self-Reflection

Kaz Matsui is Insatiable

March 11th, 2008 · No Comments

From Rotoworld:
Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure. That’s an unnatural tear or crack in the anus skin, for those of you not in the know. Matsui is expected to be out until at least Friday. Anal fissures can become chronic problems, but the Astros hope using a different […]

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Tags: Negative OPS · Riding Dirty · There Will Be Blood

This can’t be good for anyone…

March 9th, 2008 · No Comments

The Houston Chronicle reports that Kaz Matsui will fly to Houston tonight to meet with a specialist concerning a problem with hemorrhoids.
“He’s going to see if there’s another treatment we can do to accelerate the healing process,” general manager Ed Wade said. “We’re going to make sure we are doing everything to relieve the discomfort […]

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Tags: Regurgitation · shawn greenesque

Ladies and Gentleman, Your La Ruina 2008 Keeper Rankings…

March 6th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Nature or nuture? This age old question has never been more relevant than it is in La Ruina 2008. It goes to figure that the team with the best keepers should have a nice head start towards making their dream of winning the greatest fantasy baseball league of all-time come true. That […]

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Tags: A lot of these players should have been kept · Draft · How To Be Last After The First Round · I think I'm going to win the league this year · Keepers · La Ruina Press · Managers

I witnessed…

February 11th, 2008 · No Comments

I witnessed Alex Adell injecting himself with HGH his junior year of college.
He used to look like:

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Tags: Managers · Steroids