26 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 28th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: 26 years · Braun · DID THE PACKERS EVEN PLAY TODAY? · I will be drunk this week a lot · I'VE BEEN DRINKING · I'm Crying · PHUCK THE PHILLIES · SABATHIA! · YES · blown seasons · hebrew-hammer
Picture Of The Year
July 12th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: "blown" players · Who's that girl · arod · madonna
Zing! Boom! Ta-Ra-Rel!
July 10th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Question: Does the rest of the country tailgate like this?
I ask because last weekend I made it to Miller Park for a few games and it dawned on me that I’ve never seen people tailgate like this at other stadiums. It was a weird realization because this is what I grew up with and […]
Tags: Drunken Ramblings
La Ruina Power Rankings: Week 13
June 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Rosen’s gone for the week, but not his power rankings…
1. Sabor de Soledad (Rosen) / 138.5: Goddamn this team is awesome!!!!! It should play on Cinemax at 3am. I need a cold shower.
2. Made In The Dark (Justin) / 136.5: You’re doing it wrong.
3. Berkmanandthe1-4s (Kenny) / 133.5: Awful.
4. into Mexico (Alex) / 130.5: Sucks.
5. […]
Tags: "blown" managers · Power Rankings
Targeted Advertising
June 24th, 2008 · No Comments
It’s amazing how internet advertising can target its audience so accurately:
Tags: "blown" managers · start preparing for fantasy football now
Bronson Arroyo Penalty
June 24th, 2008 · No Comments
The Bronson Arroyo Penalty:
Any manager starting Bronson Arroyo automatically forfeits a roster spot for a period of 5 days.
(La Ruina League Rules Sec. 18 L.R.L.R. 185c)
I accept the penalty.
Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players
Nice To Mole You
June 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment
From the Post:
Randolph had spotted Manuel having a lengthy conversation on the field at Shea Stadium last week with Mets VP of player development Tony Bernazard, a known Randolph detractor. Randolph grew concerned Manuel was serving as a mole to the front office and he confronted Manuel about the meeting. Manuel denied anything nefarious in […]
Tags: Free Willie · Mole
Gary Sheffield’s Head Vein
June 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I feel his pain:
BROOKLYN, NY—Mark Mendicus, 26-year-old Staples employee and principal owner of the fantasy baseball team Beat With Uggla Stick, blasted his underperforming team in the media Monday, going so far as to single out individual players, criticize their recent play, and question their commitment to winning.
“They all suck,” a visibly frustrated Mendicus told […]
Tags: all time · et tu laruina
Sidney Ponson
June 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Me: Sidney Ponson
Me: jesus
Rosen: lol
Me: they are so desperate
Rosen: is 8 ER good?
Me: that is a John Crimmings La Ruina add, not a major league transaction
I’m also reminded of an unpublished outtake of the second La Ruina Podcast (”Let’s Get Drunk and Record In Studio!”), when Rosen postulated that Ponson’s dismissal from the Texas Rangers […]
Tags: "blown" players
La Ruina Graphs
June 12th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Graphs · You're Doing It Wrong
Buy High, Sell Low
June 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Billy Wagner, Met’s closer
A recent conversation between Kenny and I regarding Billy Blown Save:
Kenneth: bell for wagner
me: bell who?
me: ok
me: done
Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Guess who's blowing their season? · Hurricane Katrina · I think I'm improving my team · L A S T · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · There Will Be Blood · There Will Be Hemroids · When does fantasy football start? · Willie Randolph is an idiot · You suck at this · You're Doing It Wrong · start preparing for fantasy football now · still better than guthrie · taking it up the cornholl
Let Me Get This Off My Chest
May 18th, 2008 · No Comments
Hi! Long time no bloggy blog.
I just want to check in and point out that the Milwaukee Brewers : Coke 2 :: A real fucking baseball team : Coca-Cola.
Ryan Braun, today, after getting swept by the Red Sox:
“I almost felt like this series, we didn’t expect to win,” Braun said after the 11-7 defeat that […]
Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players · Is Betancourt pitching 200 innings? · L A S T · Managers · Napalm · Ned Yost · The Audacity of VORP · Vomit · better than gottsegens · courtesy flush