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26 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 28th, 2008 · No Comments


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Tags: 26 years · Braun · DID THE PACKERS EVEN PLAY TODAY? · I will be drunk this week a lot · I'VE BEEN DRINKING · I'm Crying · PHUCK THE PHILLIES · SABATHIA! · YES · blown seasons · hebrew-hammer

Picture Of The Year

July 12th, 2008 · No Comments


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Tags: "blown" players · Who's that girl · arod · madonna

Zing! Boom! Ta-Ra-Rel!

July 10th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Question: Does the rest of the country tailgate like this?

I ask because last weekend I made it to Miller Park for a few games and it dawned on me that I’ve never seen people tailgate like this at other stadiums.  It was a weird realization because this is what I grew up with and […]

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Tags: Drunken Ramblings

La Ruina Power Rankings: Week 13

June 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Rosen’s gone for the week, but not his power rankings…
1. Sabor de Soledad (Rosen) / 138.5:  Goddamn this team is awesome!!!!!  It should play on Cinemax at 3am.  I need a cold shower.
2. Made In The Dark (Justin) / 136.5:  You’re doing it wrong.
3. Berkmanandthe1-4s (Kenny) / 133.5:  Awful.
4. into Mexico (Alex) / 130.5: Sucks.
5. […]

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Tags: "blown" managers · Power Rankings

Targeted Advertising

June 24th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s amazing how internet advertising can target its audience so accurately:

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Tags: "blown" managers · start preparing for fantasy football now

Bronson Arroyo Penalty

June 24th, 2008 · No Comments

The Bronson Arroyo Penalty:
Any manager starting Bronson Arroyo automatically forfeits a roster spot for a period of 5 days.  

(La Ruina League Rules Sec. 18 L.R.L.R. 185c)

I accept the penalty.

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Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players

Nice To Mole You

June 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment

From the Post:
Randolph had spotted Manuel having a lengthy conversation on the field at Shea Stadium last week with Mets VP of player development Tony Bernazard, a known Randolph detractor. Randolph grew concerned Manuel was serving as a mole to the front office and he confronted Manuel about the meeting. Manuel denied anything nefarious in […]

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Tags: Free Willie · Mole

Gary Sheffield’s Head Vein

June 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I feel his pain:
BROOKLYN, NY—Mark Mendicus, 26-year-old Staples employee and principal owner of the fantasy baseball team Beat With Uggla Stick, blasted his underperforming team in the media Monday, going so far as to single out individual players, criticize their recent play, and question their commitment to winning.
“They all suck,” a visibly frustrated Mendicus told […]

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Tags: all time · et tu laruina

Sidney Ponson

June 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Me:  Sidney Ponson
Me: jesus
Rosen: lol
Me: they are so desperate
Rosen: is 8 ER good?
Me: that is a John Crimmings La Ruina add, not a major league transaction
I’m also reminded of an unpublished outtake of the second La Ruina Podcast (”Let’s Get Drunk and Record In Studio!”), when Rosen postulated that Ponson’s dismissal from the Texas Rangers […]

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Tags: "blown" players

La Ruina Graphs

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments


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Tags: Graphs · You're Doing It Wrong

Buy High, Sell Low

June 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Billy Wagner, Met’s closer
A recent conversation between Kenny and I regarding Billy Blown Save:
Kenneth: bell for wagner
me: bell who?
me: ok
me: done

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Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Guess who's blowing their season? · Hurricane Katrina · I think I'm improving my team · L A S T · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · There Will Be Blood · There Will Be Hemroids · When does fantasy football start? · Willie Randolph is an idiot · You suck at this · You're Doing It Wrong · start preparing for fantasy football now · still better than guthrie · taking it up the cornholl

Let Me Get This Off My Chest

May 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Hi! Long time no bloggy blog.
I just want to check in and point out that the Milwaukee Brewers : Coke 2 :: A real fucking baseball team : Coca-Cola.
Ryan Braun, today, after getting swept by the Red Sox:
“I almost felt like this series, we didn’t expect to win,” Braun said after the 11-7 defeat that […]

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Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players · Is Betancourt pitching 200 innings? · L A S T · Managers · Napalm · Ned Yost · The Audacity of VORP · Vomit · better than gottsegens · courtesy flush