So it seems that the great commish is going to release the draft order for 2009 on Saturday and I for one am really excited. This site has been dead for a while so I figured I’d shake the dust off of it and write a meaningless post. Finding out where I’ll be drafting in 2009 […]
Draft Order
December 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: Kenny Frank is a douchebag · manny should retire · please no 3peat
Newest Yankee Fan
September 28th, 2008 · No Comments
That would be my son. No one should punish their child and tell them that the Mets are a team to root for. Worst franchise ever.
Tags: "blown" players · add/drop · arod · blown seasons
Hey Chris Bleak
September 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Just a suggestion, how about adding a starter or two and not another outfielder that no one has heard of. I mean you are +6 in outfield and -329 innings.
Tags: Uncategorized
My parents are nice people motherf*cker
September 14th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: American Gangster · better than gottsegens
Real Turning Point
June 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment
A conversation I had earlier with the 2008 La Ruina Champ:
me: you starting arroyo
John: yup
Sent at 6:05 PM on Tuesday
me: probably should bench both
John: probably
but that is why i’m going to win the league
About two hours later on Rotoworld:
Bronson Arroyo was pummeled for 10 runs in one-plus innings by the Blue Jays on Tuesday night.
Call […]
Tags: "blown" managers · I think I'm going to win the league this year · I think I'm improving my team · I'm bad at this
Favorite Game
June 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Which one of the following pitchers listed below is currently on the waiver wire?
Jorge Campillo
Chad Gaudin
Darrell Rasner
Jose Arredondo
Bronson Arroyo
Kelvim Escobar (DL)
Take a guess then click here.
Tags: "blown" players · Can I get Aramis back? · Can't believe I did that · What about Sheets and Vazquez?
Men Behind The Mask
June 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment
Well it’s June 1st and Justin just added his 10th Catcher of the year. Let’s hope Varitek fares better than his previous hacks:
1. Salty: AAA
2. Inge: DNP
3. Snyder: 2-19, 0 runs, 1 rbi, .155 avg, .333 ops
4. Hernandez: 0-15, 0 runs, 1 rbi, .000 avg, .000 ops
5. Kendall: 15-67, 7runs, 3 rbi, .224 avg, .614 ops
6. Mathis: 0-3, […]
Tags: "blown" players · Doesn't mean reach on Posada · Irod is definitely not top ten
Why I hate fantasy baseball
May 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment
Just before going to bed I have to check how Chris Young is doing in his start. He’s cruised through the first two innings, then in the third he runs into some problems, puts a man on first and second with one out.
Pujols comes up and drills one off Young’s head.
I figure he […]
Tags: "blown" players
Brocail, the Second?
May 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Stats and photo courtesy of Yahoo Sports.
Every year there is an addition from the wire that just boggles the mind.
Last year, Alex added Doug Brocail, which sparked 1500 emails in 10 minutes.
This year, John Crimmings adds John Grabow.
Who?
Yes, some shitty reliever on Pittsburgh.
This is the classic “look at the wire, click on the ‘WHIP’ category […]
Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players · "blown" saves · Baseball Prospectus · Even Alex Agrees · Guess who's blowing their season? · I think I'm going to win the league this year · blown elbows · consulting charts
Sexy
May 16th, 2008 · No Comments
According to Rotoworld:
Jason Giambi says that he wears a tiger-striped thong whenever he needs to break out of a slump.
I’ll definitely be adding that to my team
Asleep At The Wheel
May 9th, 2008 · No Comments
I seriously love how no one needed Oliver Perez. The guy with an 8 or 9 priority actually waivered him. This just in, he’s a good pitcher. He plays on the Mets. He is in his contract year. He is going to win games and he has 200 k stuff. No one needed that.
“I don’t need […]
Tags: Do Something · Guess who's blowing their season? · consulting charts
Nice April?
May 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Si.com put together the All Slump Team for April:
The pride of my team Adam Dunn: Nice follow through jackass.
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Tags: "blown" players · Any Day Now · april fools