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Draft Order

December 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

     So it seems that the great commish is going to release the draft order for 2009 on Saturday and I for one am really excited.  This site has been dead for a while so I figured I’d shake the dust off of it and write a meaningless post.  Finding out where I’ll be drafting in 2009 […]

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Tags: Kenny Frank is a douchebag · manny should retire · please no 3peat

Newest Yankee Fan

September 28th, 2008 · No Comments

That would be my son.  No one should punish their child and tell them that the Mets are a team to root for.  Worst franchise ever. 

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Tags: "blown" players · add/drop · arod · blown seasons

Hey Chris Bleak

September 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Just a suggestion, how about adding a starter or two and not another outfielder that no one has heard of.  I mean you are +6 in outfield and -329 innings. 

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Tags: Uncategorized

My parents are nice people motherf*cker

September 14th, 2008 · No Comments


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Tags: American Gangster · better than gottsegens

Real Turning Point

June 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment

A conversation I had earlier with the 2008 La Ruina Champ:

me: you starting arroyo

John: yup

Sent at 6:05 PM on Tuesday

me: probably should bench both

John: probably
but that is why i’m going to win the league

About two hours later on Rotoworld:

Bronson Arroyo was pummeled for 10 runs in one-plus innings by the Blue Jays on Tuesday night.
Call […]

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Tags: "blown" managers · I think I'm going to win the league this year · I think I'm improving my team · I'm bad at this

Favorite Game

June 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Which one of the following pitchers listed below is currently on the waiver wire?
Jorge Campillo
Chad Gaudin
Darrell Rasner
Jose Arredondo
Bronson Arroyo
Kelvim Escobar (DL)
Take a guess then click here.

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Tags: "blown" players · Can I get Aramis back? · Can't believe I did that · What about Sheets and Vazquez?

Men Behind The Mask

June 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well it’s June 1st and Justin just added his 10th Catcher of the year.  Let’s hope Varitek fares better than his previous hacks:
1. Salty: AAA
2. Inge: DNP
3. Snyder: 2-19,  0 runs, 1 rbi, .155 avg, .333 ops
4. Hernandez: 0-15,  0 runs, 1 rbi, .000 avg, .000 ops
5. Kendall: 15-67,  7runs, 3 rbi, .224 avg, .614 ops
6. Mathis: 0-3, […]

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Tags: "blown" players · Doesn't mean reach on Posada · Irod is definitely not top ten

Why I hate fantasy baseball

May 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Just before going to bed I have to check how Chris Young is doing in his start. He’s cruised through the first two innings, then in the third he runs into some problems, puts a man on first and second with one out.
Pujols comes up and drills one off Young’s head.

I figure he […]

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Tags: "blown" players

Brocail, the Second?

May 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Stats and photo courtesy of Yahoo Sports.
Every year there is an addition from the wire that just boggles the mind.
Last year, Alex added Doug Brocail, which sparked 1500 emails in 10 minutes.
This year, John Crimmings adds John Grabow.
Who?
Yes, some shitty reliever on Pittsburgh.
This is the classic “look at the wire, click on the ‘WHIP’ category […]

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Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players · "blown" saves · Baseball Prospectus · Even Alex Agrees · Guess who's blowing their season? · I think I'm going to win the league this year · blown elbows · consulting charts

Sexy

May 16th, 2008 · No Comments

According to Rotoworld:
Jason Giambi says that he wears a tiger-striped thong whenever he needs to break out of a slump.
                         
I’ll definitely be adding that to my team

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Tags: ballys · baywatch

Asleep At The Wheel

May 9th, 2008 · No Comments

  
                         
I seriously love how no one needed Oliver Perez.  The guy with an 8 or 9 priority actually waivered him.  This just in, he’s a good pitcher.  He plays on the Mets.  He is in his contract year.  He is going to win games and he has 200 k stuff.  No one needed that.
“I don’t need […]

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Tags: Do Something · Guess who's blowing their season? · consulting charts

Nice April?

May 5th, 2008 · No Comments

Si.com put together the All Slump Team for April:
The pride of my team Adam Dunn: Nice follow through jackass.

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Tags: "blown" players · Any Day Now · april fools