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Like the Guy with 163 Points Knows What He’s Doing…

May 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

COME ON!!!
Tom Gorzelanny’s previous two starts against the Cubs resulted in these stats: 5 innings, 14 earned runs.
Naturally, you start him against the Cubs again, right? Third times a charm and all.
As of 3:30PM: 4 innings, 6 earned runs.
At least it’s not 7.

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Tags: As in Go Buy Us Some Coffee · Doug Brocail · Even Alex Agrees · Flames on the side of my face · Pretty Numbers · Still can't figure this out · Still doing it wrong

One of the best commercials I’ve seen in a long time:

April 28th, 2008 · No Comments


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Thanks For Nothing

March 5th, 2008 · No Comments

Highlights from a letter written by Andy Mcphail to Nick Markakis featured on Bugs and Cranks:

To: NICK MARKAKIS
From: ANDY MACPHAIL
Re: CONTRACT RENEWAL
Congratulations! We, the Baltimore Orioles, have unilaterally decided to renew your contract at the princely sum of $455,000 per anum. You’ll note that’s a $55,000 raise over last years deal.  With a .300 average, 23 homeruns and […]

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Tags: A lot of these players should have been kept · As in Go Buy Us Some Coffee

It Finally Arrived!

February 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Pre-ordered, bitches:

What people are saying:
“That Frank is some kind of something. Boy, this Frank is all anybody’s ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Frank is. Overrated. ” — Ken Frank, author 101 Ways of DLing your Way To Fantasy Baseball Success
“After reading 101 Ways of DLing Your […]

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Tags: As in Go Buy Us Some Coffee · Distressing News About Your Keeper · La Ruina Press

Glimpse Into the Future

February 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

An exclusive video of how John Crimmings negotiates fantasy trades!

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Tags: Arrested Development · As in Go Buy Us Some Coffee