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Buy High, Sell Low

June 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Billy Wagner, Met’s closer
A recent conversation between Kenny and I regarding Billy Blown Save:
Kenneth: bell for wagner
me: bell who?
me: ok
me: done

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Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Guess who's blowing their season? · Hurricane Katrina · I think I'm improving my team · L A S T · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · There Will Be Blood · There Will Be Hemroids · When does fantasy football start? · Willie Randolph is an idiot · You suck at this · You're Doing It Wrong · start preparing for fantasy football now · still better than guthrie · taking it up the cornholl

Brocail, the Second?

May 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Stats and photo courtesy of Yahoo Sports.
Every year there is an addition from the wire that just boggles the mind.
Last year, Alex added Doug Brocail, which sparked 1500 emails in 10 minutes.
This year, John Crimmings adds John Grabow.
Who?
Yes, some shitty reliever on Pittsburgh.
This is the classic “look at the wire, click on the ‘WHIP’ category […]

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Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players · "blown" saves · Baseball Prospectus · Even Alex Agrees · Guess who's blowing their season? · I think I'm going to win the league this year · blown elbows · consulting charts

Update: Top 5 Worst Players in Baseball

May 14th, 2008 · No Comments

A month back, I wrote up my thoughts on the “Top 5 Worst Players in Baseball.”
On that list, I neglected to put Aaron Heilman. I’m not exactly sure why, because clearly he is the worst player ever.
I’m talking in all sports. If you listed all the people who have ever played a game, from Monopoly […]

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Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Flames on the side of my face · I hate Aaron Heilman · Why do I own Aaron Heilman in the first place?

If it’s April in La Ruina…

April 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment

…it must be time to add Doug Brocail off the waiver wire.

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Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Doug Brocail · Even Alex Agrees · Last Seeking Missiles · Napalm · blown elbows

Blown saves question

April 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I was all for blown saves, thought it was a great category at first. Please explain how Heilman can get a blown save in the 8th inning. Granted the Mets were up by 2 runs and he blew the lead and sucks. If Heilman was to throw a shutout inning he wouldn’t […]

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Tags: "blown" saves · There's No Crying In Baseball · Why do I own Aaron Heilman in the first place?

Happiness Is…

April 8th, 2008 · No Comments

…deciding to stay up until 1:15AM to watch the end of the Angels/Indians game, and seeing Joe Borowski predictably blow a save by giving up a walk-off Grand Slam to Torii Hunter.

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Tags: "blown" saves · Napalm · No wonder he was on the wire for 3 weeks · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · the black Corey Hart

Flash Gordon

March 31st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Please don’t be suprised when you see Tom Gordon hit the waiver wire.  I just don’t feel like he is a proper influence in the clubhouse on the young players.
 That is all.

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Tags: "blown" saves · I can't wait to draft Pujols next year

Opening Day

March 25th, 2008 · 10 Comments

I woke up early to watch Dice K, my first drafted pitcher, open the season in Japan.
6:28AM EST: I’ve been up 5 minutes and already Mark Ellis took a fast ball over the left field wall. And there’s a walk. Current team WHIP: Infinity.
6:31AM EST: Should have added Cust. Dice K […]

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Tags: "blown" saves · Last · am I still the frontrunner?

Draft Autopsy: Blue Magic

March 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

I’m drafting my 2008 fantasy baseball team with half of La Ruina and we’re all about to die.

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Tags: "blown" saves · How To Be Last After The First Round · Self-Reflection · hebrew-hammer

Not What You Want To Hear

March 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

An article from Seattlepi.com: 
Here’s a line score oddity the Mariners never expected or wanted to see: Erik Bedard with more home runs allowed than strikeouts.
But Friday at Peoria Sports Complex, the left-hander surrendered a pair of two-run homers while notching one strikeout in five innings.
In 18 innings this spring, Bedard has struck out eight and […]

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Tags: "blown" saves · add/drop · better than gottsegens · distressing news about your #1

This Guy Makes Daniel Cabrera Seem Accurate

March 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

From Rotoworld:
Noah Lowry was pulled from his start Monday after walking nine batters in one-plus innings against the Rangers.
This is getting quite alarming. Lowry walked three, hit a batter and threw two pitches to the backstop in his first outing last week. He had a couple of more sail to the backstop today. It appears […]

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Tags: "blown" saves · New York Giants Are Better · VORP! · seriously

Los Red Sox

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

I could swear he grew up in Spain after hearing this….

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