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Let Me Get This Off My Chest

May 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Hi! Long time no bloggy blog.
I just want to check in and point out that the Milwaukee Brewers : Coke 2 :: A real fucking baseball team : Coca-Cola.
Ryan Braun, today, after getting swept by the Red Sox:
“I almost felt like this series, we didn’t expect to win,” Braun said after the 11-7 defeat that […]

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Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players · Is Betancourt pitching 200 innings? · L A S T · Managers · Napalm · Ned Yost · The Audacity of VORP · Vomit · better than gottsegens · courtesy flush

Investigation Please!

April 6th, 2008 · No Comments

From Bugs and Cranks: Peavy the Cheater
An eagle-eyed viewer of the Dodgers/Padres game noticed something strange on Jake Peavy’s fingers after he tossed a complete game, 2-hit shutout yesterday:

Is he cheating? Is it just a coincidence that the 3 fingers that grip the ball have a mysterious substance on them? Or does Jake Peavy wipe […]

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Tags: am I still the frontrunner? · and he's a dog · courtesy flush

Attn: La Ruina

April 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Dear La Ruina,
It has come to my attention that some of our Yahoo! logins have been compromised.  Please check your current rosters for any additions or drops that may seem short-sighted or impulsive.  Managers with the following players on their roster should immediately contact Yahoo! Account Security:

Cliff Floyd
Justin Duchscherer
Yuniesky Betancourt
Joe Borowski
Mike Napoli
Jonny Gomes
Edwin Jackson (not […]

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Tags: Eating Vomit! · Guess who's blowing their season? · Last · Last Seeking Missiles · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Waivers of Mass Destruction · approaching the max moves limit · courtesy flush

Steve Trachsel Is Still Alive?

March 21st, 2008 · 5 Comments

Gottsegen on Guthrie:
He’s going to be the No. 1 starter on a bad team in a tough division.
Rotoworld on Guthrie:
Jeremy Guthrie gave up four runs and eight hits in 4 2/3 innings against the Cardinals on Friday.
Although he was far better last year than the other options, Guthrie hasn’t yet been told whether he’ll be […]

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Tags: Draft · Draft Autopsy · I think I'm going to win the league this year · courtesy flush

No Problem

March 13th, 2008 · No Comments

If anyone has the same problem as the “toilet woman”, Lo Presto’s office is fully equiped…

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Tags: courtesy flush