Yahoo! Player News is taunting me.
Apr 10 Cano is batting just .179 (7-for-39) after going hitless in three at-bats on Thursday.
Recommendation: He has just one double and one RBI thus far but figures to break out any day now.
Emphasis mine.
Entries Tagged as 'Distressing News About Your Keeper'
Cano For Four
April 11th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Any Day Now · Distressing News About Your Keeper · Phoning It In · The Audacity of VORP
You’ll Regret This
March 23rd, 2008 · 3 Comments
Tags: Brady Granderson · Distressing News About Your Keeper · Good Try! · You'll get nothing and like it
This Guy Actually Hits 40 HRs A Year
March 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper
Just For Fun
March 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I was thinking that it would be great if everyone posted their rosters and added their own projections and maybe even comments for each player (why you drafted him, how you plan to use them, etc). This way at the end of the year we can revisit them and have a good laugh. Anyone interested?
Tags: Bengie Molina · Distressing News About Your Keeper
Speaking Of Distressing News About Your Keepers
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Albert Pujols:
Even so, La Russa worries that Pujols could blow out the elbow with one off-balance swing.
“I only know what the doctors say,” La Russa said. “He’s played seasons where he didn’t take that swing. He has an issue in there and if something crazy happens, it may pop up. Go after a pitch and […]
Tags: Disrespecting everyone · Distressing News About Your Keeper · Guess who's blowing their season? · Keepers · Portents · Seriously this is NSFW · Terrible · We're Going To Need A Lawyer · blown elbows
Not The Story You Want To Read About Your Keeper Two Days Before the Draft
March 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Ichiro gets first hit of the spring
PEORIA, Ariz. (AP) - Ichiro Suzuki got his first hit of the spring in the Mariners Cactus League game against the San Francisco Giants. He had been 0-21 before today’s infield hit in the first inning at Peoria.
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Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Guess who's blowing their season? · How To Be Last After The First Round · Negative OPS
Alex’s Draft Gets High-Grades! (…High Grade Tears)
March 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Was this the swing that launched a thousand bone chips?
Cardinals team physician Dr. George Paletta shed light on the condition of Albert Pujols’ elbow on Wednesday, confirming that the slugger likely is best off not having any kind of surgical procedure until the time comes when a complete reconstruction is needed.
Pujols has a “high grade” […]
Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Do Something
Aw, Shit
March 3rd, 2008 · 3 Comments
AP Photo
Tags: Brewers · Distressing News About Your Keeper · open your goddamn eyes · shawn greenesque
Sounds Sexy?
March 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Baseball Generals had a great comment about Ryan Braun:
My view on Braun is as it has always been, I may be right on him I may be wrong but I would sooner engage in a threesome with Kathy Bates and Queen Latifah than draft him in the first round.
No matter what happened last year, Braun […]
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More Distressing News About Your Keepers
February 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Papi Rides Biyach! You driving that Rosen?
Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · It Just Happened · Riding Dirty
And Commish, You’re Doing a Heck of a Job
February 27th, 2008 · No Comments
Busy day with regards to keepers, the blog and complaints. Here’s the updated list of keepers:
2008 Draft Order and Keepers (updated 2/27, 10:35PM)
Alex (Albert Pujols, Matt Holliday, Brandon Webb)
Crimmings (Robinson Cano, Derrek Lee, Ichiro)
Tony (Ryan Howard, B.J. Upton, Nick Markakis)
Justin (Alex Rodriguez, Hanley Ramirez, Chase Utley)
Joey
Chris Bleak
Nick
Chris Gottsegen
Brian (David Wright, Magglio Ordonez, Jake Peavy)
Kris (Ryan […]
Tags: Commissioner · Distressing News About Your Keeper · February 29th · Hurricane Katrina · Whining
Keepers and Trade
February 27th, 2008 · 8 Comments
Keepers:
Miguel Cabrera
Grady Sizemore
Lance Berkman
I would also like to announce that I have traded Nick Markakis to Tony for his 12th round selection
Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Draft · Drunken Ramblings · Going to Hell · I think I'm going to win the league this year