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Attn: La Ruina

April 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Dear La Ruina,
It has come to my attention that some of our Yahoo! logins have been compromised.  Please check your current rosters for any additions or drops that may seem short-sighted or impulsive.  Managers with the following players on their roster should immediately contact Yahoo! Account Security:

Cliff Floyd
Justin Duchscherer
Yuniesky Betancourt
Joe Borowski
Mike Napoli
Jonny Gomes
Edwin Jackson (not […]

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Tags: Eating Vomit! · Guess who's blowing their season? · Last · Last Seeking Missiles · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Waivers of Mass Destruction · approaching the max moves limit · courtesy flush

I Guess the Sinking of the Titanic Must be on the Front Page

March 20th, 2008 · 2 Comments

In the Joba Rules comments section, Gottsegen unleashed this gem about whether or not “everyone” knew back in December that Joba Chamberlain would go to the bullpen. And that it wasn’t news:
And as a side note, although this information was published in a recent periodical, it hardly qualifies as news given that it has been […]

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Tags: Eating Vomit! · Good Try! · Guess who's blowing their season? · HareBrained Drafting Methods

Favre’s Forgotten Turnovers

March 4th, 2008 · 6 Comments

 Brett Favre using the cell phone from the movie Wall Street.
His retirement made me recall my favorite Favre story.  It’s from his book, “Favre: For The Record.”
I’d go into the bathroom, take a big slug of water, and try swallowing a handful of pills.  Most of the time, I’d just throw them right back up and […]

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Tags: Eating Vomit! · Regurgitation · Reversal of Fortune · Vomit