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April 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

Editing required for Ernie Banks statue:
A team representative assured the Chicago Tribune that the missing apostrophe in Mr. Cub’s beloved motto, “Let’s Play Two” will be added at a later date.
The bronze statue outside Wrigley Field was unveiled Monday with the words “Lets Play Two” cast for perpetuity on the base.
Sculptor Lou Cella said he […]

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Lopresto, Lapristo, Lopressed-oh

February 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Recent gchat conversation with Kenny regarding the frequent editing of his posts to correct the spelling of Kris Lo Presto’s last name:
me: rosen went in to edit

TurfKen007: why
what was wrong
me: have you noticed in the million emails that we send around that Lo Presto is two words?
TurfKen007: so
that was the problem
me: yes
TurfKen007: you guys are […]

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Tags: Editted · Geocities

Exclusive: Lo Presto Learning About My Trade

February 28th, 2008 · 3 Comments


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Tags: Editted · Geocities · It Just Happened · Keepers · Last

Amazingly Amusing and True

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

SI.com’s Tom Verducci wrote a great article on the 10 biggest spring training lies.
1. “I’m in the best shape of my life”
Translation: Enough already. Let’s prohibit any more BSOML references, as soon as we first abolish: “It is what it is.” You are professional athletes. One basic requirement of your job is to be […]

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Tags: Barry Bonds · Drunken Ramblings · Editted · I "Wrote" This "Myself"

Top Ten Things I Learned Last Year: By John Crimmings

February 26th, 2008 · No Comments

10) Adam Dunn sucks.
9) Jimmy Rollins is a player worth owning.
8 ) Ryan Freel is not a player worth owning.
7) I should have kept Fausto Carmona after one of the six times I added him.
6) Keepers are valuable.
5) If you make enough trades people will forget your totally hideous […]

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Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Draft · Editted · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · Managers

Inside Information

February 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments

Crimmings seen here conversing with Derrek Lee a few days before he decided to keep him.

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Tags: Editted · Keepers · Managers