Enough with these injuries already?
Entries Tagged as 'Going to Hell'
Dear 6 Pound 8 Ounce Baby Jesus……
April 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: "blown" players · Going to Hell
How Do You Spell “Baldelli?”
March 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Can I get Brad Hawpe for Rocco Baldelli again this year? Probably not:
Rocco Baldelli will be sidelined indefinitely due to metabolic and/or mitochondrial abnormalities that leave him feeling extremely fatigued after even brief workouts.
Baldelli was on the verge of tears several times while discussing the details of what he called a life-threatening condition. “As far […]
Tags: Disrespecting everyone · Going to Hell · Is Someone Cutting Onions?
Good Luck With That
March 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
MLB Trade Rumors:
The Cardinals are taking another look at Sidney Ponson. Insert your own punchline in the comments.
What, Darryl Kile was unavailable?
Tags: Going to Hell
Keepers and Trade
February 27th, 2008 · 8 Comments
Keepers:
Miguel Cabrera
Grady Sizemore
Lance Berkman
I would also like to announce that I have traded Nick Markakis to Tony for his 12th round selection
Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Draft · Drunken Ramblings · Going to Hell · I think I'm going to win the league this year
Things I Didn’t Know
February 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment
“12-15 beers” is apparently synonymous with “afraid of failing a steroid test.”
Thanks, Bret Boone!
Bret Boone revealed Monday than an alcohol problem contributed to him walking away from the game two years ago.
Boone had gotten to the point where he would drink 12-15 beers after a game. “I don’t want to make a big deal about […]
Tags: Going to Hell · I'm going to hell · Seriously I'm going to hell
Anna Benson is back in the NL East
February 13th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Phillies agreed to terms with RHP Anna Benson on a minor league contract and invited him to spring training.
A minor league contract? I love it. I remember when she got traded to the Mets from the Pirates. I thought it was a shit trade then and I think that my National […]
Tags: "blown" saves · Going to Hell · Last · Terrible · Who Was?
Attn: Alex
February 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Bet on “or”:
The Astros have Doug Brocail and/or Oscar Villarreal penciled in as setup men but may embrace another late game option.
Unless Blown Arteries is a new category.
Tags: Doug Brocail · Going to Hell · Last