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Buy High, Sell Low

June 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Billy Wagner, Met’s closer
A recent conversation between Kenny and I regarding Billy Blown Save:
Kenneth: bell for wagner
me: bell who?
me: ok
me: done

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Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Guess who's blowing their season? · Hurricane Katrina · I think I'm improving my team · L A S T · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · There Will Be Blood · There Will Be Hemroids · When does fantasy football start? · Willie Randolph is an idiot · You suck at this · You're Doing It Wrong · start preparing for fantasy football now · still better than guthrie · taking it up the cornholl

Asleep At The Wheel Redux

June 3rd, 2008 · 7 Comments

Back on May 9th, Kenny asked why everyone had passed on Oliver Perez.  I’m curious if Rosen has figured out that Perez sucks.
He just got roughed up by the Giants.  Ray Durham was 3 for 4.  Brian Horwitz was 2 for 3.  To be fair, however, most of that damage came against other pitchers because […]

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Tags: Do Something · Guess who's blowing their season? · consulting charts

Brocail, the Second?

May 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Stats and photo courtesy of Yahoo Sports.
Every year there is an addition from the wire that just boggles the mind.
Last year, Alex added Doug Brocail, which sparked 1500 emails in 10 minutes.
This year, John Crimmings adds John Grabow.
Who?
Yes, some shitty reliever on Pittsburgh.
This is the classic “look at the wire, click on the ‘WHIP’ category […]

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Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players · "blown" saves · Baseball Prospectus · Even Alex Agrees · Guess who's blowing their season? · I think I'm going to win the league this year · blown elbows · consulting charts

La Ruina Managers Part III

May 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Sorry for the delay kids.

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Tags: Do Something · Guess who's blowing their season?

Asleep At The Wheel

May 9th, 2008 · No Comments

  
                         
I seriously love how no one needed Oliver Perez.  The guy with an 8 or 9 priority actually waivered him.  This just in, he’s a good pitcher.  He plays on the Mets.  He is in his contract year.  He is going to win games and he has 200 k stuff.  No one needed that.
“I don’t need […]

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Tags: Do Something · Guess who's blowing their season? · consulting charts

Two guys who don’t know anything about baseball…

May 6th, 2008 · No Comments


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Tags: Even Alex Agrees · Guess who's blowing their season? · How To Be Last After The First Round · I can't wait to draft Pujols next year · I guess the draft doesn't really matter · I think I'm going to win the league this year · can you say .230 ba

The many ‘Wow, I just got rocked!’ faces of Barry Zito

April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I absolutely love this from Big League Stew:
Let’s all take a minute to chuckle at the Giants. They signed Barry Zito for $126 million and all they got was this crappy collection of photos taken after the lefty was shell-shocked this season …

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Tags: "blown" players · Bourn Catastrophe · Guess who's blowing their season? · and he's a dog

Shocking news!!!

April 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Surprise!

Miguel Tejada admitted to Astros GM Ed Wade that he is actually 33, two years older than listed in his baseball records.
Like many poor kids from Caribbean countries, Tejada was encouraged to lie about his age when he signed with the Oakland A’s in 1993. The interesting thing is that all his legal […]

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Tags: Always read the label · Guess who's blowing their season? · I also believe in Santa Claus · Over/Under · Punk'd · Steroids · This actually might work · april fools · open your goddamn eyes

Attn: La Ruina

April 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Dear La Ruina,
It has come to my attention that some of our Yahoo! logins have been compromised.  Please check your current rosters for any additions or drops that may seem short-sighted or impulsive.  Managers with the following players on their roster should immediately contact Yahoo! Account Security:

Cliff Floyd
Justin Duchscherer
Yuniesky Betancourt
Joe Borowski
Mike Napoli
Jonny Gomes
Edwin Jackson (not […]

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Tags: Eating Vomit! · Guess who's blowing their season? · Last · Last Seeking Missiles · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Waivers of Mass Destruction · approaching the max moves limit · courtesy flush

Tim Kaebisch or John Crimmings?

April 1st, 2008 · 10 Comments

I don’t know whether to mock this guy or bow at his feet? 
Greatest accomplishment - really? 
2001 - really?
He used this as an excuse to visit Miller Field on multiple occasions - I can appreciate that.

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Tags: Brewers · Guess who's blowing their season? · Ned Yost · You should see his porno collection

I Guess the Sinking of the Titanic Must be on the Front Page

March 20th, 2008 · 2 Comments

In the Joba Rules comments section, Gottsegen unleashed this gem about whether or not “everyone” knew back in December that Joba Chamberlain would go to the bullpen. And that it wasn’t news:
And as a side note, although this information was published in a recent periodical, it hardly qualifies as news given that it has been […]

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Tags: Eating Vomit! · Good Try! · Guess who's blowing their season? · HareBrained Drafting Methods

Joba Rules

March 19th, 2008 · 13 Comments

I’d like Chris Gottsegen to start with the projections/reasonable expectations for players drafted. Especially after reading this:
The Yankees confirmed Wednesday that Joba Chamberlain would open the season in the bullpen.
Manager Joe Girardi didn’t say that Ian Kennedy would be the fifth starter, but it’s a lock. The plan is for Chamberlain to set up for […]

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Tags: Guess who's blowing their season? · I also believe in Santa Claus · I think Joba will get 15 wins · Not As I Did · Reading Is Overrated