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Update: Top 5 Worst Players in Baseball

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A month back, I wrote up my thoughts on the “Top 5 Worst Players in Baseball.”
On that list, I neglected to put Aaron Heilman. I’m not exactly sure why, because clearly he is the worst player ever.
I’m talking in all sports. If you listed all the people who have ever played a game, from Monopoly […]

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Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Flames on the side of my face · I hate Aaron Heilman · Why do I own Aaron Heilman in the first place?

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