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Self Promotion!

June 21st, 2008 · No Comments

 
You love reading the stuff I write about your bad fantasy teams here at La Ruina, don’t you want to read the stuff I write elsewhere? I thought so!
Over at my blog, you can see what I thought about Willie Randolph’s firing (hint: I loved it!)
Here’s an excerpt:
Who cares when he was fired? Am I […]

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Tags: Free Willie · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · Mating Call of the Mute Button · Too much time on our hands · Willie Randolph is an idiot

That Sounds About Right…

April 28th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I decided to needle drop Fantasyland today, just for the goof. Here are the pages I stumbled upon (pages 184-185 for reference):
Lawr Michaels once told me a story about the first time he played Rotisserie baseball, long before his Tout Wars title year. He was riding in the car with his second wife, Ava, […]

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Tags: Hold All My Calls · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · Reading Is Overrated · Regurgitation · Self-Reflection

Debbie Country

March 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Is Alzheimer’s hereditary? Because for Hank Steinbrenner’s sake, I hope it is.
“Red Sox Nation?” What a bunch of [expletive] that is. That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans. Go anywhere in America and you won’t see Red Sox hats and jackets, you’ll see Yankee hats […]

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Tags: 10 More Reasons To Hate Clemens · Al Qaeda · Disrespecting everyone · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · I think I'm going to win the league this year · Sanctimonious Idiot · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · Things your dog does · and he's a dog

Amazingly Amusing and True

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

SI.com’s Tom Verducci wrote a great article on the 10 biggest spring training lies.
1. “I’m in the best shape of my life”
Translation: Enough already. Let’s prohibit any more BSOML references, as soon as we first abolish: “It is what it is.” You are professional athletes. One basic requirement of your job is to be […]

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Tags: Barry Bonds · Drunken Ramblings · Editted · I "Wrote" This "Myself"

This is Like Our Blog, Only Worse

February 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Hi, I’m Phil Hughes. Combining Kenny’s web skills with Wordpress and my cell phone camera, I’ve created an incredibly boring blog. I can’t wait to see which of you losers draft me. Probably Gottsegen, right? Yeah, it’ll be Gottsegen.
http://philhughes.wordpress.com/

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Tags: Dial Up · Disrespecting everyone · Geocities · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · Phoning It In

Top Ten Things I Learned Last Year: By John Crimmings

February 26th, 2008 · No Comments

10) Adam Dunn sucks.
9) Jimmy Rollins is a player worth owning.
8 ) Ryan Freel is not a player worth owning.
7) I should have kept Fausto Carmona after one of the six times I added him.
6) Keepers are valuable.
5) If you make enough trades people will forget your totally hideous […]

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Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Draft · Editted · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · Managers