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La Ruina Power Rankings: Week 21

August 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment

[Team name / Current point total as of Monday morning (+/- from last week) / Snarky comment]
Normally we do the Power Rankings here, but we’d rather do the good ol’ “Who Are You Going to Keep?” post, especially now that the trading deadline has come and gone. So without further adieu:
1. Franklin Comes Alive (Chris […]

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Tags: "blown" managers · "blown" players · Keepers · Power Rankings

Speaking Of Distressing News About Your Keepers

March 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Albert Pujols:
Even so, La Russa worries that Pujols could blow out the elbow with one off-balance swing.
“I only know what the doctors say,” La Russa said. “He’s played seasons where he didn’t take that swing. He has an issue in there and if something crazy happens, it may pop up. Go after a pitch and […]

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Tags: Disrespecting everyone · Distressing News About Your Keeper · Guess who's blowing their season? · Keepers · Portents · Seriously this is NSFW · Terrible · We're Going To Need A Lawyer · blown elbows

La Ruina Managers: Part I

March 10th, 2008 · 6 Comments


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Tags: Arrested Development · Brewers · Do Something · Draft · It Just Happened · Keepers · La Ruina Productions · Managers · Ned Yost · Ridiculous · Terrible

Ladies and Gentleman, Your La Ruina 2008 Keeper Rankings…

March 6th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Nature or nuture? This age old question has never been more relevant than it is in La Ruina 2008. It goes to figure that the team with the best keepers should have a nice head start towards making their dream of winning the greatest fantasy baseball league of all-time come true. That […]

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Tags: A lot of these players should have been kept · Draft · How To Be Last After The First Round · I think I'm going to win the league this year · Keepers · La Ruina Press · Managers

The Final Keeper List

February 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

2008 Draft Order and Keepers (updated 2/29, 9:30AM)

Alex (Albert Pujols, Matt Holliday, Brandon Webb)
Crimmings (Robinson Cano, Derrek Lee, Ichiro)
Tony (Ryan Howard, B.J. Upton, Nick Markakis)
Justin (Alex Rodriguez, Hanley Ramirez, Chase Utley)
Joey (Mark Teixeira, Carl Crawford, Victor Martinez)
Chris Bleak (Jose Reyes, Prince Fielder, Russell Martin)
Nick (Brandon Phillips, Alfonso Soriano, Bobby Abreu)
Chris Gottsegen (Johan Santana, Garrett Atkins, […]

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Tags: February 29th · Keepers

Exclusive: Lo Presto Learning About My Trade

February 28th, 2008 · 3 Comments


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Tags: Editted · Geocities · It Just Happened · Keepers · Last

K-Talk: Blue Magic’s 2008 Keepers

February 27th, 2008 · 6 Comments


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Tags: It Just Happened · Keepers · Managers

I Choo Choo Choose You…

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Morrie Wig’s Keeps
Ryan Howard.
BJ Upton.
Nick Markakis.

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Tags: Keepers · Ralph Wiggum

Keepers

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

2008 Keepers and Draft Order, (last updated 2/27, 9:42AM)

Alex (Albert Pujols, Matt Holliday, Brandon Webb)
Crimmings (Robinson Cano, Derrek Lee, Ichiro)
Tony
Justin
Joey
Chris Bleak
Nick
Chris Gottsegen
Brian (David Wright, Magglio Ordonez, Jake Peavy)
Kris
Kenny
Chris Rosen (Jimmy Rollins, David Ortiz, Justin Morneau)

*Red indicates player can be kept past 2008.

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Tags: February 29th · Keepers

So Much For Early Order

February 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Just drove to Borders about twenty minutes ago and picked up my copy of Baseball Prospectus.   My son enjoyed his bedtime story, it was a comedy called Crimmings Keepers.
The following excerpt is from BP
Lee’s 2006 wrist injury seemed to have sapped him of his power early last year, but he banged out 16 home runs […]

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Tags: Baseball Prospectus · Distressing News About Your Keeper · Keepers · Last · Laster than Last

K-Talk: Draft Day Panic 2007

February 23rd, 2008 · 6 Comments

Okay, I have a confession to make (this feels like I’m Eli Sunday at the end of There Will Be Blood). On draft day after the second round…I panic. It’s true. All the reading, excel spreadsheets, tiers and charts all go out the window. I see red. It all happens so […]

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Tags: Baseball Prospectus · Draft · It Just Happened · Keepers · Last · Laster than Last · Managers · Pecota · Strategy · Terrible · There Will Be Blood · trades

Keepers

February 23rd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Pujols, Holliday, Webb.   Nasty.

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Tags: Keepers