I can’t believe the Yankees are stupid enough to put Joba Chamberlain in the bullpen. Not only is that just about the dumbest idea since giving Kei Igawa 50 million dollars, it also means that I have to make a public apology to Gottsegen.
I’m sorry Chris. You were right all along: Joba will go in […]
Entries Tagged as 'Last Seeking Missiles'
Apologies
May 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: I hope Ian Kennedy is the Yankees 5th starter · I think Joba will get 15 wins · Last Seeking Missiles
La Ruina Power Rankings: Week 7
May 19th, 2008 · 3 Comments
[Team name / Current point total as of Monday morning (+/- from last week) / Snarky comment]
1. The $3600 Suit (Alex) / 158 points (+3.5): Maybe it’s good that Alex is still not smart enough to get rid of Tom Gorzelanny. It’s the only thing keeping him close to the rest of us. And by […]
Tags: L A S T · Last Seeking Missiles · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Power Rankings
“Yeah, kick me when I’m down”
May 8th, 2008 · No Comments
La Ruina Jeopardy! for Thursday, May 8th:
Category: Last Place
Answer: The Bravery drops Bobby Crosby, adds Emil Brown
Question: What transaction caused me to vomit in my mouth, until I realized that Emil Brown was Gottsegen’s 2nd best OF?
Tags: "blown" players · Bourn Catastrophe · Last Seeking Missiles · Random Swingers refernce in the subject · Waiver Wire or Someone's Bench?!? · When does fantasy football start? · add/drop · am I still the frontrunner?
La Ruina Power Rankings: Week 3
April 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments
[Team name / Current point total as of Monday morning (+/- from last week) / Snarky comment]
1. Made in the Dark (Justin) / 161 points (-8): Here’s hoping that A-Rod’s quad injury lingers, otherwise it really is going to be a race for second.
2. The Audacity of VORP (Crimmings) / 146 points (+16.5): This is […]
Tags: Last Seeking Missiles · Looting · Power Rankings · Uhaul · You're Doing It Wrong
If it’s April in La Ruina…
April 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment
…it must be time to add Doug Brocail off the waiver wire.
Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Doug Brocail · Even Alex Agrees · Last Seeking Missiles · Napalm · blown elbows
Attn: La Ruina
April 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Dear La Ruina,
It has come to my attention that some of our Yahoo! logins have been compromised. Please check your current rosters for any additions or drops that may seem short-sighted or impulsive. Managers with the following players on their roster should immediately contact Yahoo! Account Security:
Cliff Floyd
Justin Duchscherer
Yuniesky Betancourt
Joe Borowski
Mike Napoli
Jonny Gomes
Edwin Jackson (not […]
Tags: Eating Vomit! · Guess who's blowing their season? · Last · Last Seeking Missiles · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Waivers of Mass Destruction · approaching the max moves limit · courtesy flush