[Team name / Current point total as of Monday morning (+/- from last week) / Snarky comment]
Special thanks to Crimmings for writing the best Power Rankings ever last week.
1. Made In The Dark (Justin) / 140.5 (+4): I was away for the week, but it looks like Justin’s team still sneaky stinks.
2. Sabor de Soledad […]
Entries Tagged as 'Phoning It In'
La Ruina Power Rankings: Week 14
July 7th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Phoning It In · Power Rankings
Cano For Four
April 11th, 2008 · No Comments
Yahoo! Player News is taunting me.
Apr 10 Cano is batting just .179 (7-for-39) after going hitless in three at-bats on Thursday.
Recommendation: He has just one double and one RBI thus far but figures to break out any day now.
Emphasis mine.
Tags: Any Day Now · Distressing News About Your Keeper · Phoning It In · The Audacity of VORP
Guess Who’s Blowing Their Season!?: Thursday Edition
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
In preview of this coming weekend, I’m going to pick five teams who royally blew the draft last season and then leave it to you to see if you can guess who this manager is!
I call it Guess Who’s Blowing Their Season!?
This week, we’ve seen how Kris Lo Presto blew his season. We’ve seen how […]
Tags: Guess who's blowing their season? · Phoning It In · Still can't figure this out · start preparing for fantasy football now
Shalom!
February 28th, 2008 · No Comments
Bagels for everyone!
In an interview Wednesday with the New York Post, Shawn Green said that he’s decided to retire.
Tags: It Just Happened · Phoning It In
This is Like Our Blog, Only Worse
February 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Hi, I’m Phil Hughes. Combining Kenny’s web skills with Wordpress and my cell phone camera, I’ve created an incredibly boring blog. I can’t wait to see which of you losers draft me. Probably Gottsegen, right? Yeah, it’ll be Gottsegen.
http://philhughes.wordpress.com/
Tags: Dial Up · Disrespecting everyone · Geocities · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · Phoning It In
“You are one of my heroes….”
February 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Rep. Elijah Cummings….
I also like Stalin, Mussolini, and Pol Pot. - signed Elijah Cummings.
Also, I’ve been sent an advanced copy of a photo of Clemens walking into the hearing.
Here it is.
Tags: It Just Happened · Phoning It In · Steroids
Forget about it!
February 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Brian McNamee’s use of the phrase, “it is what it is” is very similar of the following text from the film Donnie Brasco. Please switch the phrase, “forget about it!” with: “it is what it is”
Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of […]
Tags: It Just Happened · Phoning It In
DVR Status for the Clemens Testimony
February 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Save Until the Apocalypse.
Tags: Phoning It In · Steroids
But Can He Play The Guitar?
February 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Jon Heymaniactuallygetpaidtowritethisstuff:
Santana is way better than San Francisco’s Barry Zito, or even Carlos Zambrano of the Cubs…
Tags: Phoning It In · Sports Journalism · Terrible · Things Even My Dog Knows And He's A Dog!