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“I look sweet in blood-stained tight pants”

February 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Top Ten Things Baseball Has Taught Me presented by Roger Clemens (6/16/2003)
10) “I look sweet in tight pants.”
9) “If you work hard enough you can be successful — oh yeah, and it helps to have 8 all-stars on the field behind you.”
8 ) “There’s not a damn thing to do in Milwaukee.”
7) “During a tense […]

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Tags: 10 More Reasons To Hate Clemens · Roger-Clemens · Sanctimonious Idiot · Steroids

Perjurer!

February 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Roger Clemens possibly in some more trouble:
Photos may exist that show Roger Clemens attended a 1998 party at the home of then-teammate Jose Canseco that was an issue at the Feb. 13 hearings before a congressional subcommittee, The New York Daily News reported.
Such a discovery could undermine Clemens’ sworn testimony that he did not attend […]

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Tags: Roger-Clemens · Strategy

Wake Up, People

February 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

How has no one renamed their team “Misremembers?”
If I didn’t think my team name was so incredibly witty and awesome, I would have done this already. Obviously “Franklin Comes Alive” is perfect. But for the rest of you……

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Tags: Roger-Clemens · Team names