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Debbie Country

March 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Is Alzheimer’s hereditary? Because for Hank Steinbrenner’s sake, I hope it is.
“Red Sox Nation?” What a bunch of [expletive] that is. That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans. Go anywhere in America and you won’t see Red Sox hats and jackets, you’ll see Yankee hats […]

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Tags: 10 More Reasons To Hate Clemens · Al Qaeda · Disrespecting everyone · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · I think I'm going to win the league this year · Sanctimonious Idiot · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · Things your dog does · and he's a dog

“I look sweet in blood-stained tight pants”

February 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Top Ten Things Baseball Has Taught Me presented by Roger Clemens (6/16/2003)
10) “I look sweet in tight pants.”
9) “If you work hard enough you can be successful — oh yeah, and it helps to have 8 all-stars on the field behind you.”
8 ) “There’s not a damn thing to do in Milwaukee.”
7) “During a tense […]

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Tags: 10 More Reasons To Hate Clemens · Roger-Clemens · Sanctimonious Idiot · Steroids

Brad Evans Might Be Blowing Goats

February 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Yahoo! Sports’ Brad Evans on Angels Catcher Mike Napoli:
Napoli’s batting average might be the fantasy equivalent of waterboarding…
Might be? You’re not sure it’s the equivalent of waterboarding? Why don’t you test that out and get back to us.
Get worse.
P.S. Your fearless forecast for Mike Napoli is 330 at-bats, .253 BA, 17 HR, […]

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Tags: Sanctimonious Idiot · Sports Journalism

We’re not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw.

February 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Career highlights of Roger Clemens’s lawyer Rusty Hardin:
Rocket’s Francis Found Not Guilty of DWI
Francis, 25, admitted turning left against a red light from Westheimer onto Fountainview about 4:45 a.m. but said there was no oncoming traffic and he thought the light was about to turn green.
Officer Charles Allen, who stopped Francis’ Mercedes-Benz, testified he smelled […]

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Tags: Sanctimonious Idiot · Steroids

Hello Pot, It’s the Kettle

February 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Dan Burton, the esteemed Republican Congressman from Indiana spent 10 minutes grilling Brian McNamee and concluded by rattling off his list of lies. He might as well have closed out his questioning with “have you no decency, sir?!”
So clearly this guy pissed me off something awful. I hate people like this. So I did a […]

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Tags: It Just Happened · Sanctimonious Idiot · Steroids