Billy Wagner, Met’s closer
A recent conversation between Kenny and I regarding Billy Blown Save:
Kenneth: bell for wagner
me: bell who?
me: ok
me: done
Entries Tagged as 'Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later'
Buy High, Sell Low
June 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Tags: "blown" players · "blown" saves · Guess who's blowing their season? · Hurricane Katrina · I think I'm improving my team · L A S T · Laster Than Lastest · Laster than Last · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · There Will Be Blood · There Will Be Hemroids · When does fantasy football start? · Willie Randolph is an idiot · You suck at this · You're Doing It Wrong · start preparing for fantasy football now · still better than guthrie · taking it up the cornholl
L O S T
May 1st, 2008 · 4 Comments
Here’s a preview of tonight’s all-new episode of L O S T:
SFX: L O S T flashback noise
Round 10 (116). Joba Chamberlain. I need more starting pitching. So I take a guy who’s going to be in the bullpen for 2+ months. I don’t trust Pedro, AJ Burnett and Ben Sheets to stay healthy. […]
Tags: "blown" players · L A S T · L O S T · Ouch · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later
Happiness Is…
April 8th, 2008 · No Comments
…deciding to stay up until 1:15AM to watch the end of the Angels/Indians game, and seeing Joe Borowski predictably blow a save by giving up a walk-off Grand Slam to Torii Hunter.
Tags: "blown" saves · Napalm · No wonder he was on the wire for 3 weeks · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · the black Corey Hart
Debbie Country
March 1st, 2008 · No Comments
Is Alzheimer’s hereditary? Because for Hank Steinbrenner’s sake, I hope it is.
“Red Sox Nation?” What a bunch of [expletive] that is. That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans. Go anywhere in America and you won’t see Red Sox hats and jackets, you’ll see Yankee hats […]
Tags: 10 More Reasons To Hate Clemens · Al Qaeda · Disrespecting everyone · I "Wrote" This "Myself" · I think I'm going to win the league this year · Sanctimonious Idiot · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · Things your dog does · and he's a dog
Players You Can All Drop Off Your Draft List
February 26th, 2008 · No Comments
Nick, take note.
Scott Kazmir will go for an MRI on his left elbow this afternoon after feeling what “felt like a hyperextension” while warming up for Tuesday’s intrasquad game.
Tags: Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later
Pujols, Webb, Holliday seems bad, but now there is hope….
February 24th, 2008 · No Comments
ESPN.com is reporting that the Red Sox and Bartolo Colon have agreed to a minor league contract.
We’re really not expecting much from Colon, but since the cost is only a minor league deal, it’s a fine gamble for Boston. Ideally, he’d start out in Triple-A and get the call the first time the Red Sox […]
Tags: HareBrained Drafting Methods · Last · Laster than Last · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later
There Won’t Be Blood… On Prince’s Plate
February 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments
On Prince’s Plate:
Try this: Prince Fielder is a vegetarian.
That 6-foot, 260-pound build is powered by wheatgrass, soy and tofu nowadays. No meat. Not even fish.
It wasn’t always this way. Fielder used to enjoy a stacked burger or a juicy steak as much as any carnivore, but a few weeks ago he received a book from […]
Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · There Won't Be Blood
UH-OH
February 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments
From Fantasybaseballgenerals.com:
Ichiro Suzuki-He can’t keep it up forever, and though he may be my favorite player in baseball I am constrained to report on his collapse chance. PECOTA pegs him with a 58% chance of collapse. Even more alarming is that PECOTA has him with 19 SB and only a .304 average. Choosing early […]
Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later
#3 in the Draft, #1 in your heart
February 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Tony Reali, ESPN Stat Boy/ LaRuina Doormat
Morrie’s Wigs is currently considering any and all offers for draft picks, including the #3 pick. Have too many keepers and want to get something for one… why not, right? Offer something.
Tags: HareBrained Drafting Methods · Something I'll Most Likely Regret Later · Tired of Jeter's 1990's Fade