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Beep that G-D

March 10th, 2008 · No Comments


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Tags: Good thing the Yankees lost in 2003 · Ridiculous · Sports Journalism · You'll get nothing and like it

Andy Pettitte, Seeker of Your Unborn Children

February 21st, 2008 · No Comments

Seamless Baseball:
“Andy is one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met,” Rodriguez said. “I have two daughters — well, I have one and one on the way. If I had a daughter, I would want ‘em to marry Andy Pettitte. The age difference might be a little awkward, but in today’s day and age […]

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Tags: Distressing News About Your Keeper · Sports Journalism · Steroids

Simultaneously Bad And Not Good

February 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Brad Evans, Yahoo! Fantasy writer:
What Braun accomplished in his history-making rookie season was simultaneously spectacular and uncommon.

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Tags: Sports Journalism

Brad Evans Might Be Blowing Goats

February 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Yahoo! Sports’ Brad Evans on Angels Catcher Mike Napoli:
Napoli’s batting average might be the fantasy equivalent of waterboarding…
Might be? You’re not sure it’s the equivalent of waterboarding? Why don’t you test that out and get back to us.
Get worse.
P.S. Your fearless forecast for Mike Napoli is 330 at-bats, .253 BA, 17 HR, […]

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Tags: Sanctimonious Idiot · Sports Journalism

Post-Game Line of the Day

February 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Mike Francesa, on how the Republican Congress members seemed to be giving Clemens a pass for the entire day:
Is Clemens running for Governor of Texas?

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Tags: Sports Journalism · Steroids

But Can He Play The Guitar?

February 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Jon Heymaniactuallygetpaidtowritethisstuff:
Santana is way better than San Francisco’s Barry Zito, or even Carlos Zambrano of the Cubs…

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Tags: Phoning It In · Sports Journalism · Terrible · Things Even My Dog Knows And He's A Dog!