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Not-So Iron Sheff

May 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Happier Times (nevermind the fact that this pic was probably taken at a funeral)
Today I ended my 3-year affair with Gary Sheffield. Just couldn’t put up with the groin/shoulder/rib/calf problems, the 0-4’s, the DNP’s anymore. I wanted him for RBIs and ‘tude, but according to my team log I got: […]

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Tags: BABY! · I want to tell her that I love her · Rick Springfield · Tanks for nothing! · The point is probably moot · Yeah

Thanks for Nothing Ryan Howard

April 24th, 2008 · No Comments

The only Ryan Howard that gave me anything this year

32 Strikeouts
a totally, NSFW batting average
#1 Keeper
the anchor of a team that is -25 in points in the last 4 days.

Thanks for nothing 2006 NL MVP.

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Tags: Tanks for nothing! · You're Doing It Wrong

Nightputting with the Dean’s 14-year-old daughter

March 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Not baseball. Still hilarious.
Tripp Isenhour has been charged with two misdemeanors after striking and killing a red-shouldered hawk, which was disrupting filming of “Shoot Like a Pro” at Grand Cypress Golf Club in Orlando on December 12.
“I didn’t think I would hit it,” Isenhour yelled after the migratory bird fell 30 feet from its perch. […]

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Tags: How 'bout a Fresca · Tanks for nothing! · Tell the cook this is low grade dog food · You'll get nothing and like it