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Breaking News: Adam Dunn Doesn’t Like Baseball

June 19th, 2008 · 3 Comments

This is a great story.
CINCINNATI — Because of tampering rules and the desire to keep thoughts close to the vest, Major League general managers are often reluctant to discuss other teams’ players in any way, shape or form.
Yet Blue Jays general manager J.P. Ricciardi broke from the current etiquette in a huge way. Ricciardi […]

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Tags: Dunn and Done · Things Even My Dog Knows And He's A Dog! · Things My Dog Knows And He Doesn't Even Understand Base · Vomit · loonies and toonies

Pre-Season Predictions: American League

March 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

If every writer who works at ESPN can run off their pre-season predictions, then why can’t I? Here you go, starting with the AL:
AL East

Boston*
New York
Tampa Bay
Toronto
Baltimore

The Red Sox won’t be as good as they were last year, and they’ll probably suck for a month because of the “Stupid Japan Trip,” but they still are […]

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Tags: Maybe We Shouldn't Have Traded Orlando Cabrera · Predictions · Things Even My Dog Knows And He's A Dog!

Hanley Ramirez for Ben Sheets?

March 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Who knew the great Stephen Malkmus was such a big fantasy baseball fan? And he likes the Brewers:
YS: So who’s your team?
SM: The Dodgers, just from growing up in Los Angeles. But anybody who is playing against the Red Sox and anyone who is playing against the Yankees is my team. I like the Mets, […]

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Tags: Brewers · Even Alex Agrees · Terrible · Things Even My Dog Knows And He's A Dog! · trades

But Can He Play The Guitar?

February 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Jon Heymaniactuallygetpaidtowritethisstuff:
Santana is way better than San Francisco’s Barry Zito, or even Carlos Zambrano of the Cubs…

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Tags: Phoning It In · Sports Journalism · Terrible · Things Even My Dog Knows And He's A Dog!